They always say, the day you get married is supposed to be the happiest day of your life. Well, just in case it isn’t and you have to lay out a bridesmaid or problematic in-law, jewelry designer Kate Bauman has fused together four faux-diamond engagement rings with an appropriately ornamental palm grip perfect for the occasion. Going in a very different direction from our favorite organic engagement pieces, you don’t even need to be a bride to enjoy the terrifying beauty of the “Ti’ Death Do Us Part” ring—you just require four fingers and a fist to clench them in. Available at My Flash Trash. [CMY Bacon]