THIS SUNDAY THE TIME HAS COME AGAIN FOR OUR LITTLE FRIEND TO VISIT. NO, NOT AUNT FLO. OSCAR… THIS SUNDAY IS THE 83RD OSCARS, AND TO CELEBRATE, I WILL BE HOSTING MY OWN LITTLE VIEWING PARTY, COMPLETE WITH BALLOTS, PRIZES, FOOD, AND GLAMOUR. I’VE DECIDED TO JUMP RIGHT ON THE BAND WAGON AND PUT SOME WEAR INTO MY NEW BALENCIAGA DRESS, DESPERATELY TRYING TO MAKE THAT COST PER USE ATTAGE APPROPRIATE, AND FAST. I AM ALSO MAKING DRESSES A COMMUNAL REQUIREMENT. GO GLITZ OR GO HOME.
SO, WE WILL PUT OUR STYLE ON HIGH GLAM, PUT JOAN AND MELISSA TO SHAME WITH OUR IMPRESSIONS AND COMMENTARY, SIP THE BEST WINE AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT, ESPECIALLY WHILE I COO OVER JAMES FRANCO FOR 3 HOURS.
BUT IF THE IDEA OF A HOUSE PARTY – EVEN ONE AS EXCITING AS THIS- DOESN’T QUITE YANK YOUR GLITZED OUT SWAROVSKI CHAIN, THEN GET OFF THE COUCH AND GO TO A PARTY INSTEAD. EITHER WAY, HAVE FUN! OSCAR WON’T JUDGE- WELL, NOT YOU, AT LEAST….
REFINERY29.COM GIVES SOME GREAT IDEAS FOR WHICH SOIREES TO JOIN, AND ONE BETTER, IS SELLING TICKETS TO ATTEND THE PARTY AT W HOTEL WHERE $40 WILL GET YOU OPEN BAR, FOOD, AND A GREAT PLACE TO WORK OUT YOUR PEOPLE WATCHING SKILLS AND PRETEND YOU’RE FROM E!
OR FOR MORE IDEAS ON HOW TO PARTY WITH OSCAR, SEE TIMEOUT’S GUIDE TO THE NIGHT
I KNOW THE WINE WILL BE FLOWING AT MY HOUSE, AND THE WAY ME AND MY FRIENDS DRINK, MY RECYCLING BIN WILL BE ON HIGH ALERT- IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON YOUR CREATIVE LITTLE HANDS, TRY MAKING SIGNATURE COCKTAILS FOR THE NOMINEES. IF NOT, THEN WHY NOT TRY ONE OF THESE WINES, RECOMMENDED BY SNOOTH.COM FOR OSCAR NIGHT
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